Friday Funny: The Nun and the Cabbie

 

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A  cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’

She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’

She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that: Firstly, you have to be single and secondly, you must be Catholic.’

The cab driver is very excited and says,

‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’

‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’

The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

‘My dear child,’ says the nun, ‘why are you crying?’

‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.’

The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a fancy dress party.’

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~ by ski holidays on August 29, 2008.

5 Responses to “Friday Funny: The Nun and the Cabbie”

  1. […] Broad with Friday Funny: The Nun and the Cabbie and Now that the Olympics are […]

  2. And was that man-boobs?

  3. @ AA – not sure what “nuns” you are looking at but nuns’ habits (dresses) are usually not flattering and revealing!

  4. Talk about ADHD here or rather a coffee OD yet again bouncing around I forgot to thank you for the laugh – I laughed so hard the dog almost wet himself it was that bad!!! Excellentos phew I am liking this Friday Funny thing!

  5. @ SF – it is a pleasure to hand out laughs! I went to a convent in junior school and I could sweaer some of them would pass for men in costume on their way to a fancy dress! Have a great weekend! 🙂

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