Another Funny Email…

Biker receives NY Times best

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the  lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull  her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

 
 

 

 

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on  the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified  parents, who thank him endlessly .


A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter  addressing the biker says, ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing  I saw a man do in my whole life.’ The biker replies, ‘Why, it was nothing,  really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger,  and acted as I felt right.’


The reporter says, ‘Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a  journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will  have this story on the front page… So, what do you do for a living and  what political affiliation do you have?”

The biker replies, ‘I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.’


The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front  page:

 
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

 

Here kitty kitty cat, here kitty kitty...

Here kitty kitty cat, here kitty kitty…

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~ by ski holidays on September 21, 2008.

8 Responses to “Another Funny Email…”

  1. HAHAHA!!! Great!!

  2. ROFL African immigrant here kitty kitty indoods!

  3. @thatdudeyouknow – this did bring a smile to my face too…
    @ SF – lets bring the republicans to Africa, and see how they cope?

  4. Lol well right now there is an opening in the Presidents seat… seams to have erm been removed. Perhaps we can ship them here for “Zuma Competition”

  5. @SF – sounds like a plan!

  6. I say it is hard hitting factual journalism…

  7. @ AA – Pulitzer stuff!

  8. ROFL – gawd thats funny!!!!!!

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