Friday Funnies on a Saturday…

One black nut...

One black nut...

 

ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?

 

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose..
 
A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
 
“Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”
 
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to 
wash your upper body and feet.”
 
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?”
 
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry
about his testicles, she over comes
her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his
manhood in one hand
and his testicles in the other.
 
Then, she takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them,
Sir!” 
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:

“Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very 
closely……
 
“A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s – b a c k ??”
 

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~ by ski holidays on February 21, 2009.

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